Today I tweeted my 500th tweet on Twitter. An occassion for celebration and remembrance! Just six (or is it seven..) months ago I was all like “Hells no I’m never signing up for Twitter” and god be damned if I do stare blankly at it every day for several hours, occasionally funneling clever or funny thoughts into its clever whirlpool. At least on Twitter there’s no room for run-on sentences and THAT is the lasting contribution.

To celebrate, I re-read all my tweets in chronological order. Some were dumb, some were sad, but many were funny (I’m not shallow if I laugh at jokes I forgot I wrote four months ago). Here are my Fifty Funniest Tweets, enjoy!

• On larry king: cher was at a party with val kilmer and MJ wouldn’t stop talking about the socks kilmer was wearing
• Nothin left to say about Transformers 2 but it is terrible- it farted in my mouth
• Applying to jobs on a bus is a new low – or high!
• it’s hot enough to eat eggs
• i had a dream i Tweeted about seeing a commercial for Applebee’s honey flavored toilet paper
• i hope no one discovers my secret underwater base Read the rest of this entry »

Re-posting the past few episodes of my weekly web comic that can be seen most Mondays at www.stevesword.com

Re-posting the past few episodes of my weekly web comic that can be seen most Mondays at www.stevesword.com. Notice the wonderful inconsistencies in character art and names!

Re-posting the past few episodes of my weekly web comic that can be seen most Mondays at www.stevesword.com

Re-posting the past few episodes of my weekly web comic that can be seen most Mondays at www.stevesword.com

Re-posting the past few episodes of my weekly web comic that can be seen most Mondays at www.stevesword.com

I started this website at a time of creative renewal. Approaching the end of college, I realized I wasn’t happy in the career path I had pursued. I seriously came to dread a lifetime of tedious corporate office work, the type of work that really does kill your soul. I had just recently started writing seriously (and better) again, and during this time I also became more inspired in my drawing. “Goddamnit,” I said, and became resolute to not going to let my talents disappear into the farty night. Read the rest of this entry »