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Live”blog”ging the Leno Premiere!

fart peacockLet’s cut right to the chase: Jay Leno sucks and NBC is really desperate. So by all means, give him five hours a week during prime-time.

Let’s get this fat clown show on the road:

9:52 – Change channel to NBC which is finishing up “America’s Got Talent”. They should just rename NBC to UPN

9:53 – Change channel to “Family Guy” rerun on channel with screwed up image and sound because it’s  less annoying

10:00 – WOW THE TITLES! It’s like a barrage of 1995

10:01 – Jay Leno throws Cheez-Its on the ground, audience rushes stage

10:02 – It’s like watching a fat 1970′s Italian film actor do stand up. WISH THEY OVER-DUBBED A LESS ANNOYING VOICE

10:04 – Leno seems nervous. That sidekick-guitar-guy’s laughter has always sounded nervous and he can’t even sit in his chair like he’s not bored JEEZ

10:09 – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

10:12 – Leno feeds a goose on stage for eight minutes

10:23 – I wish that Bill Cosby was Leno’s first guest, THEN I’d be impressed

10:26 – They just lowered a computer generated TV set down behind Leno and Seinfeld

10:30 – If you count Last Call with Carson Daly, there’s three more hours of the exact same thing on NBC tonight

10:37 – Leno feeds the goose for another five minutes. They keep dragging these 1-minute skits out for way too long

10:43 – Kanye tears up! That people took the VMAs so seriously is the real tragedy here. ITS NOT THE EMMYS SHEESH

10:52 – “Hey headlines next everybody loves headlines hey!”

I thought I could joke about the Leno show but it really, really sucks.

Tags: bad tv, jay leno, nbc

This entry was posted on Monday, September 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm and is filed under Media Chips + Dip. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Live”blog”ging the Leno Premiere!”

  1. Father Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Good thing you’re not talking to NBC this week. I thought you were tough but fair.

  2. MSE Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    You call as you NBC-it. (I lasted two minutes.)

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