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Tip #2 for the (Fellow) Unemployed

Turn that frown upside down, you’re just unemployed, not dead! These are my tips on getting through unemployment with dignity and clean pants.

So you’re awake and you’ve brushed your hair – you’re already two steps down the road to a job and not being a wreck! Now you can start to work on that attitude

Tip #2 Get a Good Attitude

If you can prove to all those around you that you can be positive and work well in a professional environment, you’ll be a shoe in for the next job that someone you know who knows someone else could maybe get you.

But sure, it’s easy to talk the talk, but how do you go about walking the walk of a real professional?

First and foremost, listen to this on endless repeat now and for the duration of your unemployment.

Then, when you’re all worked up and feeling can do-ish:

turn your bedroom (or wherever you sleep) into a cubicle.

room cubicle

What does this mean besides putting up small padded walls around your desk? Well, it means keeping your desk organized and your calendar up to date. It means being punctual and efficient and it means keeping your conduct safe for the workplace. Yes, if you treat your home like your office, you’ll gain the respect of those you live with, and they might just start paying you to live with them.

You’ll be saying “I turned my bed into a stapler” in no time at all!

Keep your eyes peeled for more unemployment tips!

Tags: bedroom, stapler, unemployment, work from home, workplace

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am and is filed under Tips for the Unemployed. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Tip #2 for the (Fellow) Unemployed”

  1. Walter Elicker Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    By jingo boy, I like your attitude. If I weren’t your father, I’d pay you to come up to the house to fill the space with your brand of “Can-do!” Keep the “tips” coming they will save us all in the end.

  2. Derekp Says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    I think i’ve seen this somewhere before…but it’s not bad at all

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