Double Down
April 22nd, 2010
Stained Glass
April 22nd, 2010
Wait until dawn…
April 21st, 2010then make a break for it
What is the “Knack”?
April 21st, 2010
The Once and Future King
April 21st, 2010
Rainy Afternoon
April 21st, 2010Brasilia, ’60
April 20th, 2010
More Lady Bugs
April 20th, 2010
Lady Bugs
April 20th, 2010
Thrillerverse on Twitter – 500 Tweets (and 50 Funny Ones)
January 14th, 2010
Today I tweeted my 500th tweet on Twitter. An occassion for celebration and remembrance! Just six (or is it seven..) months ago I was all like “Hells no I’m never signing up for Twitter” and god be damned if I do stare blankly at it every day for several hours, occasionally funneling clever or funny thoughts into its clever whirlpool. At least on Twitter there’s no room for run-on sentences and THAT is the lasting contribution.
To celebrate, I re-read all my tweets in chronological order. Some were dumb, some were sad, but many were funny (I’m not shallow if I laugh at jokes I forgot I wrote four months ago). Here are my Fifty Funniest Tweets, enjoy!
- On larry king: cher was at a party with val kilmer and MJ wouldn’t stop talking about the socks kilmer was wearing
- Nothin left to say about Transformers 2 but it is terrible- it farted in my mouth
- Applying to jobs on a bus is a new low – or high!
- it’s hot enough to eat eggs
- i had a dream i Tweeted about seeing a commercial for Applebee’s honey flavored toilet paper
- i hope no one discovers my secret underwater base Read the rest of this entry »
