Thrillerverse on Twitter – 500 Tweets (and 50 Funny Ones)
Thursday, January 14th, 2010
Today I tweeted my 500th tweet on Twitter. An occassion for celebration and remembrance! Just six (or is it seven..) months ago I was all like “Hells no I’m never signing up for Twitter” and god be damned if I do stare blankly at it every day for several hours, occasionally funneling clever or funny thoughts into its clever whirlpool. At least on Twitter there’s no room for run-on sentences and THAT is the lasting contribution.
To celebrate, I re-read all my tweets in chronological order. Some were dumb, some were sad, but many were funny (I’m not shallow if I laugh at jokes I forgot I wrote four months ago). Here are my Fifty Funniest Tweets, enjoy!
- On larry king: cher was at a party with val kilmer and MJ wouldn’t stop talking about the socks kilmer was wearing
- Nothin left to say about Transformers 2 but it is terrible- it farted in my mouth
- Applying to jobs on a bus is a new low – or high!
- it’s hot enough to eat eggs
- i had a dream i Tweeted about seeing a commercial for Applebee’s honey flavored toilet paper
- i hope no one discovers my secret underwater base (more…)
